Who the fuck are these people? Seriously, what have they done to merit this kind of attention from the press? I only have a vague idea who they are, but they don't seem to be very talented in anything other than self promotion. But in LA that can be everything...
Firstly, Heidi Montag appeared in Playboy recently. She was getting paid a lot of money to appear nude. Um, there is nudity in her pictorial, sort of, but she didn't show a nipple or anything lower. The pictorial could be in Maxim. And she was interviewed by Pratt. (which is a hugely appropriate name, if you think of the English meaning.) She says she has 20-30 orgasms a day. Well, hmmm. If you are awake for 16 hours, getting a recommended 8 hours of restful sleep a night, that boils down to 1.25 to 1.875 orgasms an hour for the time you are awake. Unless she's bundling them into groups of 10. Really? don't you have a job? Self promotion takes up a lot of time. And speaking as a male, Pratt would be in a lot of pain after the 4th or 5th hard on. The erectile tissue just isn't meant for that kind of abuse. So she's a liar,or has apparatus that supercedes the need for a man.
Pratt. I know even less about him. But it's reported today that he wants to change his name to King Spencer Pratt. King Pratt. Still hugely appropriate. England has a queen, a few princes, America has nothing like that. Larry King! Hello? So he is volunteering to be King. We kicked all the kings out of this country. Maybe we can start that tradition again.
There needs to be a mandatory blackout from the press on all these self agrandizing losers. If we don't pay them any attention whatsoever, they will go away.
Probably too late though...
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