Gay Marriage

I'm disappointed that Prop 8 banning Gay Marriage passed. The fact of the matter is that it effected only those people who are gay. It wouldn't bring about the end of civilization. It isn't a sign of the End Times. It's civilzation allowing people who love each other to marry. The government shouldn't be in our bedrooms, nor should people impose their religious faiths, and all the biases that come with them, on everyone else.

Now for the biting satire portion of this post.

I think that people were afraid of Gay Sex! That's the thing that scared them to vote in this way. But they should look at their own married lives. I have heard anecdotal accounts that once you are married, sex stops! Or at least happens maybe once a month. I have no first hand knowledge since I am single and out there just getting laid constantly! Wahoo! So if the Gay Sex was what they wanted to stop, they should let gay people marry. The sex would stop, and the fearful people would have nothing to fear.

The only bad thing that would have happened if Gay Marriage was allowed to remain, Gay Divorce Lawyers. I'm pretty much against anything that creates more lawyers. There are already too many in this litigious world. And having Gay Marriage would create a need for a sub catagory of lawyers specializing in Gay Marriage.

So there you go. This world should be less complicated by small minded people...